Ah yes, Dave. He is some peoples favorite character, and others least. Let's start off with one of my favorite quotes, shall we? Quirk
TG: snows a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit
TG: like old man winter spread around his nasty mayonnaise and turned the landscape into his personal asshole sandwich
Honestly, I don't know why that's my favorite quote. Maybe because it always snows here, and it IS a big chilly carpet of nobody gives a shit.
Quirk
Ah yes, the quirk. My favorite part because I can type like Dave for a little bit. Which means no punctuation.
TG: alright lets get this party started
TG: nevermind
TG: pretend i didnt say that because it sounded really fucking stupid
TG: anyways, one thing about the way dave types is he tends to break what hes saying into more than one sentence
TG: pretty much like this
TG: and it can get pretty fucking annoying sometimes considering he will talk like
TG: forever
TG: i guess thats why his nickname is insufferable prick
TG: another thing i should add about dave is he can tend to use words that no one fucking knows what they mean
TG: or atleast words that i dont fucking know
TG: he makes weird references and he loves irony
TG: plus he spells everything correct and makes up fake scenarios blah blah blah i think you get the point
TG: another thing i should add about dave is he can tend to use words that no one fucking knows what they mean
TG: or atleast words that i dont fucking know
TG: he makes weird references and he loves irony
TG: plus he spells everything correct and makes up fake scenarios blah blah blah i think you get the point
Personality
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